13 reasons why I'm over WINTER FASHION. (part 1).
Have you been binging on Netflix recently?
If yes, you for sure watched 13 reasons why. Even if it’s a really dark show about suicide and revenge, it still inspired me to make a list of my own (creepy girl alert). If you are in my list, you are a reason why spring had to sprung.
1. Coat check
Every time I go out in winter time, I have to wear a coat. But I hate leaving it at the coat check. Why? Because I never carry loonies, I have panic attacks about losing the ticket and also because I have trust issues. So what I always do is say: "it’s not a ‘’coat’’ coat, it’s part of my outfit…" So for that, coat check, you are on my list.
2. Painful bare legs
Not a big fan of stockings. It’s cute when you’re 5 but as you get older, you realize that it’s not that flattering and too high maintenance. But in winter time, when you go bare legs, it’s painful. Your skin dries up instantly, you’re super white, and you risk dying of hypothermia. Sorry stockings, you are on my list.
3. The second pair of shoe
If you’ve been raised right, you know that you can’t go from outside to inside with the same pair of shoes when it’s winter. Switching up shoes is a waste of time, space in your bag and instead of having to match your outfit with one pair of shoes; you need to do it for 2! Second pair of shoes, I hate you and you are on my list.
4. No pants = best pants.
The long-t mystery is back. Is she wearing a t shirt or is she wearing a dress? WHO KNOWS, just enjoy the view buddy. I hate pants. So uncomfortable, and it’s now an option. Just make sure your skin is super hydrated that way you will glow in the heat. Pants, you are a reason why I hate the cold.
5. Crop top/Drop top.
How awkward is it to have your belly touching the inside of a coat.... With spring finally here, you can bare your mid part and enjoy it. I don’t want to see your under boob or under your belly button, though. So for that, layers on my stomach, you’ve got yourself a soft spot on my list.
6. Free the nipples!
How is this movement going to work if we’re covered in layers? I can’t be a part of it (don’t ask) but I’m supporting it. I hope you feel ashamed of what you did, bra.